ONCHAIN HOLDER
ADDRESSES
INK NETWORK // GOOD BOY PROTOCOL
GOOD BOY. BAD FINANCIAL INSTINCTS.
Meet the soft little bear who wandered out of the ink, found a machine, and kept showing up every block. Today, the paws are pointing toward Ink.
SOFT PAWS
STRONG HOLD
STRONG HOLD
STATUS
LOCKED IN
LOCKED IN
2094065627363168256THE TRENCHES
HOLD.EXE RUNNINGYIELD.EXE PRINTINGBUILT ON INKKEEP SHOWING UP
HOLD.EXE RUNNINGYIELD.EXE PRINTINGBUILT ON INKKEEP SHOWING UP
INK ONBOARDING // PAWS FIRST
GET ETH.
FIND BEAR.
TAP SWAP.
New to Ink? Perfect. GLUMBO packed a map, a snack, and the exact contract address. Read the guide first, then enter Sentry through the verified door.
Tiny bear reminder: verify the Ink network and contract before swapping. Keep ETH for gas. Keep seed phrases entirely to yourself.
LIVE ONCHAIN SIGNAL / LOADING SIGNAL
Small account.
Loud little machine.
LIVE FDV
FROM INDEXED PRICE
wNVDAx ALLOCATED
TO HOLDERS
REWARD DISTRIBUTIONS
RECORDED ONCHAIN
REWARD MACHINE // VERIFIED EVENTS
Where the wNVDAx went.
- ALLOCATED ONCHAIN
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- CLAIMED BY HOLDERS
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- HELD FOR CLAIMS
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- CLAIM EVENTS
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- TOTAL SWAPS INDEXED
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Allocated means attributed to holders by the verified contract. Claimed means withdrawn by holders. This historical onchain record updates as blocks are indexed and does not promise future distributions or value.
GLUMBO has bad financial instincts. You do not need matching ones. Crypto can rocket, wobble, or face-plant before breakfast. Pause, think, verify the contract and network, and only risk what you can afford to lose. Nothing here is financial advice. Brave paws still check twice.
HOLDER SNAPSHOT AUDIT // WEEKLY STATUS
Did snapshots happen?
Yes. Here are the receipts.
GLUMBO’s holder snapshot file now appears on the main site, using the same data that powers the detailed snapshot page. It shows exactly how many weekly snapshots were saved, when they happened, and whether the Quotrons builder-points source is active.
Latest saved holder snapshot in the public data file.
Total weekly snapshots counted for holder-share averages.
Distinct ISO weeks represented by saved snapshots.
Live Quotrons builder registry total used for estimated holder shares.
ACTUAL SNAPSHOT NUMBERS
Loading weekly snapshot history.
Snapshot commits are automatic in GitHub Actions. Live refresh is wired for Vercel deploy hooks too: add the GLUMBO_VERCEL_DEPLOY_HOOK_URL repository secret once, and each new weekly snapshot commit can trigger a glumbo.ink rebuild automatically.
| Week | Date | Block | Eligible holders | Eligible supply | QTR points recorded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Loading saved weekly snapshots… | |||||
HOW HOLDERS ARE SCORED
Average share, not one lucky block.
Equal-weighted average of eligible-supply percentage across all weekly snapshots.
Loading Quotrons builder registry note.
FULL HOLDER TABLE↗| Rank | Wallet | Avg. share | Est. QTR points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Loading snapshot holders… | |||
THE ACCOUNT’S MECHANISM / EXPLAINED
Hold the meme.
The account describes GLUMBO as a token on Ink paired with wNVDAx.
Feed the machine.
Its posts say 0.8% of normal trading volume is directed toward holder rewards.
Verify onchain.
The account says allocations are tracked onchain and claimable from the contract. Check the contract yourself.
PAIRGLUMBO / wNVDAxNETWORKINK
GLUMBO_VM // EXPERIMENTAL BEARWARE
GLUMBO
SCRIPT.
A tiny joke language for serious-looking bear business. It runs on conviction, terminal glow, and syntax copied from the machine’s public transmissions.
GLUMBO
while (community.grows) {
conviction++;
wNVDAx += rewards;
}
[RESUME.COOK].....QUOTRON_800 = ONLINE;
while ($GLUMBO trades) {
holders.stack($wNVDAx);
conviction++;
}
print("THE MACHINE IS JUST WARMING UP.");if (wallet.holds("GLUMBO")) {
wallet.earn("wNVDAx");
}
HOLD.exe running;
YIELD.exe printing;
$GLUMBO + #QWO = $wNVDAx VISUAL RECEIPTS
A bear of
many moods.
Drag your eyes through the signal.
FIELD NOTE 0042
“Not a bull. Not a full-grown bear. A cub. Small. Soft. He still shows up every block.”
That is the useful part of the myth. Not invincibility. Not certainty. Just a strange little character whose whole thing is persistence.
READ THE ORIGINAL LORE ↗PLACEHOLDER ROADMAP // SUBJECT TO MORE SNACKS
THE PAWPRINT
PLAN.
This is the cheerful little holding pen for the serious roadmap arriving later. For now, the machine has ambitions and the bear has a clipboard.
Turn the lights on.
Polish the story, welcome curious humans, and make every important link delightfully hard to miss.
STATUS: HUMMINGMake Ink feel friendly.
Build clearer guides, useful community tools, and fewer moments where anyone has to whisper, “which network?”
STATUS: STRETCHINGCelebrate bull culture.
Share community art, running jokes, creative experiments, and cheerful milestones. This phase is about participation and fun, not payouts or holder benefits.
STATUS: CRUMB RESEARCHWaddle somewhere huge.
Partnerships, stranger adventures, and one confidently lopsided step toward whatever comes next.
STATUS: BINOCULARS OUTCREATE OUR OWN FUNNY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
Turn the timeline’s strange little code transmissions into a playful language people can explore without touching a wallet.
PLANNED FEATURES // TAP TO EXPAND
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A friendly step-by-step tour of
.glofiles, core commands, and the project’s recurring code jokes. -
A browser editor where visitors can change sample GLUMBO Script without connecting a wallet or touching funds.
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Sends the edited joke code through a pretend
GLUMBO_VMand starts the simulation. -
Shows playful logs, status messages, and fictional results. It will not execute transactions or calculate real rewards.
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A clear guide to keywords, variables, examples, and the rules behind the joke language.
VERIFY BEFORE YOU INTERACT